December 24, 2025 By Sam Goetz

Locals Warn Expat - Avoid This in Paraguay

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The founder of Fluido Spanish School, Sam Goetz, set out in Paseo Carmelitas, Asunción, with a sign: "Free Beer if you tell me what to avoid in Paraguay." They issued warnings and advice.

 

What To Avoid

Avoid the Chacarita Neighborhood

Paraguay, and its capital, Asunción, is generally safer than other countries in the region. But the one neighborhood that should be avoided in Asunción is La Chacarita.

Be careful: maps won't call this neighborhood "La Chacarita," but instead, "Dr. Ricardo Brugada".

That being said, Chacarita does have some serious arts and culture, and daring travelers hire the ChacaTours agency to take visits.

map of chacarita in Paraguay

shanty-town in chacarita, Paraguay

Don't Offend Locals

Paraguayans are incredibly open and welcoming towards foreigners. However, there are some words that will upset strangers, and give expats a bad image.

"Yapiro" means "fuck off" in the native language, Guaraní

Every Paraguayan will understand this expression. Used among your friends light-heartedly, they will laugh. With a stranger, not so funny.

Many Paraguayans don't speak English. While they won't necessarily be offended if expats don't try to speak Spanish to them, it's certainly a nice gesture to try. Expats can learn Spanish in Paraguay, here at Fluido Spanish School.

What To Try

Go To Bar Nacional

Bar Nacional is a renovated historic bar in the center of Asunción, right on the corner by the National Pantheon of the Heroes. It's a great place to try the regional alcohol known as Fernet or have a locally brewed Pilsen ale.  

Best Bar in the Center of Asunción, Paraguay. Bar Nacional

Enjoy Nature At Ñu Guazú

Ñu Guazú is a public park, just outside of Asunción. It's free, with jogging/walking paths, cycling trails, and sports fields. Asunción isn't very reliably paved for running, so this is a good destination to drive to and then get out and run.

Watch A Football Match In Defensores del Chaco Stadium

Housed in Asunción, this 36,000-seat stadium is a great place to watch a football match and feel true Paraguayan pride. It's named after the Paraguayan soldiers in the 1930s Chaco War against Bolivia and was used for military purposes during that time.

Football Stadiumin Paraguay, defensors del chaco

 

About Author

Sam Goetz

Founder of a music software company, I moved to Paraguay from the United States to learn Spanish and live more affordably. After trying three different Spanish schools in Asunción, I decided to start my own.

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